| File Name | Description |
| messed.wav : | Hariot, this computer's messed up! |
| anykey.wav | The Simpsons-- Anykey? Where's the anykey? |
| biggerbx.wav | Taco Bell-- I think I need a bigger box. |
| bark.wav | A stupid little dog barking |
| damnguls.wav | A man shooting the seaguls |
| fallen.wav | Medic Alert-- I've fallen... And I can't get up! |
| bean1.wav | Mr. Bean-- Uhh... Bean. |
| budfrogs.wav | Budweiser frogs-- Bud - Weis - Er |
| aholes.wav | Spaceballs-- How many assholes we got on... |
| banjo.wav | Banjo player getting shot. |
| elmoduke.wav | Tickle Me Elmo getting shot by Duke Nukem. |
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